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MAKE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE
A diplomat must be astute
To not offend or blow a toot,
Unless, of course, it breaks the ice,
In which case, random farting's nice.
So arm the U.N. with fart whistles.
Remove the threat of flying missiles.
A few well-placed Hand Buzzer shakes
Will keep subs out of our Great Lakes.